- Internet tough guys
- Grammar Nazis
- People who think dragons are cool
- 4/20
- Unintentional story build up
- Driving behind a school bus
- Silent Letters
- Girls wearing boys gym shorts
- People who eat all the good nuts out of the mixed nuts
- When people call foam 'head'
- Club Promoters
- Petitions
- Every Printer and Copy machine ever
- People who ask for their french fries well done
- People who use an umbrella when its barely drizzling
- Coin Collectors
- Commercials' Ruining Classic Rock Songs
- The downtime in between bands at concerts
- Burning popcorn
- Anyone who seriously thinks Jon Stewart should run for office.
- Messy Wipes
- Snickers Ads
- Women who deny they masturbate
- People who insist they’re still drunk the next morning
- Facebook photos not at all indicative of what the person actually looks like
- Thinking that looking unwashed/being unwashed is cool
- Graphic tees
- BBM addicts
- Bad story tellers
- Lurkers who read your phone/book/magazine over your shoulder
- Heavy breathers
- Blatant nose pickers
- Scarface posters in athletes' and rappers' houses on cribs
- Pastel pants/clothes on guys
- America's obsession with Paula Abdul-
- Fist pumping
- People who misquote movies and try to pass it off as their own joke
- People who don't know that they are painfully unfunny, but make exhaustive attempts at jokes anyway
- Girls who have matching tattoos with their "bff's"
- Asian letter tattoos
- Silk bed sheets
- Talentless street performers
- Olive garden commercials
- Inferior superbowl commercials
- The overwhelming success of 2 and a half men
- Inappropriately combined ethnic restaurants -- i.e. chinese/mexican...japanese/ethopian...pizza/sushi
- Inexplicably popular contemporary art
- Girls who think they are Elle Woods from Legally Blonde
- Cold toilet seats in the morning
- Delivery order-takers who do not speak English...nor attempt to.
- People who sit next to you when they don't have to
- Replacing swearing in tv/films with fake words 'gosh darn pickle' and 'Mellow Farmer'
- Long nipples
- Lame borat impersonations
- Sexy Halloween costumes on very unsexy girls
- The View
- People who drink milk at dinner
- Those reusable paper towel thingys in bars
- When fucking little shit kids get all the in field foul balls thrown to them
- The teacher who thinks he's cool and you think he's cool.. but then you graduate and realize he was the biggest loser ever and probably a pedophile
- Stoner girls
- Girls who will never be able to wear a dress
- How all chinese/japanese/korean restaurants, stores, etc. steal pens from Commerce bank
- Guys who pose with alocohol in their fb pictures
- Girls who put up the peace sign
- Girls who know too much about sports - especially football
- Toe hair
- Real long turds that go down the hole in the toilet, so you cant see how long it really is
- Kindles
- Girls that wear backpacks
- Chain License Plate Covers
- Getting Ice Cubes Out of the Tray
- Girls who think they are best friends with the bouncer
- Female Sportscasters
- The way pornographic actors say "Oh yeah" at the end of every porno
- People who really like Sublime
- Bathrooms with the light switch on the outside
- Smooth Jazz
- Adam Sandler's Serious Movies
- McDonald’s Commercials
- People who have the same clothes as you
- The Pillsbury Doughboy
- People Who Put Kleenex Back In Their Pocket
- Finding Someone Else’s Hair On You
- People’s Knees- Cover up those knees if you’re going to be walking everywhere
- Other Peoples Mild Allergies
- Bush (The Band and the Pubic Hair)
- Guys Who Sit Crossed Legged
- People Who Change Their Facebook Picture Way Too Often
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